What I do?

Write

Need me to write something? I'll do it. A screenplay? Done. A short story? Done. Something technical? Done. Something else? Sure.

Edit

Need me to edit something? I'll do it. A reel? Done. A feature? Done. A short? Done. Something else? Sure.

Act

Need me to act? I'll do it. Comedy? Done. Romantic? Done. Dramatic? Done. Something else? Sure.

Cinematograph

Need to to film something? I'll do it. Also, I have a Canon 5D Mark II. 

Direct

Need me to direct something? I'll do it. A feature? Done. A short? Done. Traffic? Sure.

Efficiency

Need me to make something efficient? I'll do it. No, seriously. I really can. I literally have a degree in efficiency. 

Other Stuff

Need me to do other stuff? Yea ok, I can do that.